lol YAS. Three Men and Baby Oil.

KEN DOLLS WILL NEVER BE THE ELEGANCE THAT WAS RIO.

80's Kens were every bit as douchey dude bro.

If I hear the name Bernie Fucking Sanders one more fucking time...I cannot believe the depths of delusion with these remora-gripped nitwits. BERNIE FUCKING SANDERS IS. A. POLITICIAN. He is not a wizard, wise and gentle elder tree spirit, or magical genie who could grant free health care and college for all. He made it…

First of all, there are people IN THIS THREAD suggesting that she’d be “as bad as Trump” in regards to the environment, Syria, etc. So, those people did/do exist (which I think you’re trying to deny “exited”?). Since I don’t live in a world of hypotheticals, I live in a world in which Trump is absolutely president and…

Julia Roberts can be so good when she just embraces the shallow, petty, vindictiveness that comes naturally to her.

Hot Take: That movie is pretty terrible. I rooted for no one!!

from my daughter, when she saw a guy with a man bun.

Looking forward to all the people on this board who, during the election, claimed Hillary was as bad as Trump - who are all now pretending like they weren’t wringing their hands about the importance of 3rd parties and insisting on voting for the perfect gluten-free biodynamic political candidate of their choice…

It’s just another bulge they want us to admire. Not gonna.

Man Bun Ken will steal her credit cards, give her the clap, and will get her pink Jeep impounded for soliciting an undercover hooker.

I’m gonna find whichever one looks the most like my SO and order it, then take it with me to various restaurants.

They should just be honest about who these dolls are ‘cause these Kens are not interested in Barbie. They’re obviously living together in some kind of polyamorous relationship and that’s ok.

I attribute all of my bad luck with men to the fact that my mom wouldn’t buy me Ken dolls when I was little because she was worried we’d make them have sex or something. Jokes on you mom, because I cut the hair off of a fake Barbie and made her wear jeans all the time and Barbie had sex with her!

Give me dad-bod Ken or give me death, that’s all I’m saying.

Agreed. A hostess in the 30s would’ve served Clams Casino to her guests at a fancy dinner. You’d have a hard time finding dino chicken nuggets at a swanky 90s cocktail party.

I find everything in this video tasty, with pâté and pizza bagels being the most questionable. But I object to the description of dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets as “party snacks.” That was children’s food. There is no analogue between clams casino and dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

I’m assuming based on her former Proactiv spokesperson status, she’s struggled a lot with acne, and that can make someone feel uncomfortable being barefaced, especially when so much of their job is to be on camera. Count your blessings that you don’t need makeup to feel beautiful. Signed, a person with persistent…

“They want you to stand for something, but once you do, and if you don’t do it perfectly, they’re ready to take you right down.”