Well what exactly is this interview? Is she going to make him look like a fucking idiot on TV, or she going to parrot all his points and nod along? If she actually challenges him and shows him to be full of shit, that might actually be interesting.

I care much less about her time with 50 Shades of Grey than I do about how she landed Aaron Taylor Johnson. HOW GIRL?? Teach me your ways!! Their relationship is fascinating to me.

I want to support them and, as a general feeling of wanting others to be happy and show love to the world, I do support them.

Yay, live the best you. Boo, you seem insufferable.

I don’t think so. Other than a change in spouse/partner, she seems just as ...exhausting? ... as any other mommy blogger.

also Ava DuVernay:

Now you’ve gone and made somebody sad...

silly trivia - do you know who Chris Pine’s dad is??

He does sometimes.

Chris Evans agrees.

Look how happy he is to have the Jez endorsement!

.....Is Topher short for Christopher.....

WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD

Listen, we can’t agree on the best Chris. Let’s focus on the fact that we can agree on the worst Chris.

Chris Pine went to Berkeley, studied English literature, and did the education abroad program at the University of Leeds a few years after I did. He’s rep’ing us English majors well, and is therefore the top Chris.

Can I have Pine, Hemsworth, and Evans in a triple decker Chris-wich?

this may be the most important piece this web sight has ever done

I can deal with this, though Evans makes a decent showing as well.

Memory: The first year Tina Fey and Amy Poehler did the Golden Globes, they were doing “this or that” and the subject of “Which Chris?” was raised. Tina Fey, because she has excellent taste, screamed, “CHRIS PINE!!” and then looked slightly embarrassed.