if you are #TeamMadge on this one, please show yourself right now so the rest of us can easily identify and avoid the wrong opinion-havers.

I’ve always like Pattie LuPone. But now she’s my favorite. Playing Yellow Diamond and now plainly calling Madonna out on her poor acting? Fave for life.

She’s dead behind the eyes. She couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag. She should not be on film or on stage

We’re tequila drinkers (neat, as it should be done, or on the rocks in the summer when we want something cold). Casamigos is good but not excellent. Smooth, totally drinkable, perfectly pleasant, but nothing to write home about. If you want a reliably good tequila without spending week’s pay, Casamigos is a safe bet.…

The story of a woman trapped in a dystopian patriarchal society who in a moment of rage decides to tear off her shirt, put on some loose pants and smash the patriarchy with her mad karate skills.

I worked in one office where it officially was. Fish and popcorn: both were banned from the microwave, and people had actually been fired for both before I got there.

😂😂😂

Anyone else ask themselves “Exactly how many kids does Bristol Palin have now!?” And click link just to see? Who can keep track?

seriously. stop with the decorative cakes. death to fondant

She’s like my slightly wild friend, except the whole nation gets to witness her cringey transformations.

Little do you know of the bitter feud between the Daleys and Lance-Blacks.

Nothing says “years of wedded bliss” like referencing a story that ends with “and then they both died.”

Friendly English Lit reminder: the point of this quote is not that Juliet is wondering where Romeo is. Rather, the “wherefore art thou” is meant as “WHY are you Romeo Montague,” as in, “I really wish you were from literally any other family.”

what kind of insult is it when you’re REALLY insulting the person behind the people you’re obviously insulting

I made this comment in the dirt bag, but I’m going to make it here too since it came up. I think Miley might actually be shading Taylor Swift by referring to her ex and one of her besties as people she “doesn’t listen to.”

I think this begins to make up for his appearance in Star Trek: Nemesis.

TBH I’d totally steal a moped if it meant a pat down by Tom Hardy. Even telly-angry Tom Hardy.

What Kendall is doing is surprisingly savage.

Look, I like Spicer about as much as the next person on this site but at least he read to the kids. In the past it would have been the President and the First Lady to do the honors. Trump couldn’t even be bothered. So, I know that’s a pretty low bar but this is the Trump’s administration. Not being a hat tossing…

He later kissed a baby, signed it, then threw it into the crowd, mistaking the gasps of shock as applause.