My impression was that this was only for show while Chris was around. Like, they had to have some reason why these random people were hanging around the house all the time.

Proud of Billie too - that cannot be easy.

Thank you for the opportunity - mom says you must never pass on the opportunity for tears.

Let’s not lie here people. I understand we all want to be “PC” or whatever… But its time to get real.

I was lucky enough to meet them both and trust me, sex with John would have been the way to go. The man was more gorgeous in person than in photos and just oozed sex appeal. A friend of mine went to Brown with him and invited me to a number of parties which John attended including one that ended up back at John’s…

Cons = creepy, may have had the president murdered

Oh for fucks sake.

I predict the event will just be Hope Hicks throwing raw eggs at passing children while Stephen Miller shrieks “ENJOY YOUR LAST BIG GOVERNMENT HANDOUT, DICKBAGS!”

I’m already imagining Julianne’s wedding and all the sexy dances she and her brother husband are going to perform.

 Lea de Seine 

I’d read that self-published e-book!

Can’t find this on fanfiction.net, please send link.

The idea being that just being AROUND children will make you fertile as HELL.

In British weddings a lot of the bridesmaids are children. Doesn’t matter is you’re an adult or a child, you’re a bridesmaid. If you’re married I think you’re technically a matron of honour. And page boys are pretty unusual unless you’re reeeaaallly posh. My 9yo daughter and I were bridesmaids in a friend’s wedding…

My 21 month old son and his 19 month old cousin stole the show this past weekend when we came to Florida for my father in laws memorial service. They caused many smiles and provided much comic relief in an qotherwise dismal and sad time.

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of good receipts is delivering a read, not shade.”

It’s so curious that these conspiracy hunters find themselves - the one time there does seem to be a genuine conspiracy going on - on the wrong side of it and refuse to believe it.

My Dude. I enjoyed the series for what it was, but the movie was a dumpster fire fueled by used diapers, lit with kerosene.

They’re only rooted there because they can’t find a way to get out of their shitty stadium. But I guess #oaklandbecausewecantfindanythingbetter isn’t much of a hashtag.

Abdicate in favor of the Cambridges? Wilnot and Cannot? The Duke and Duchess of Doolittle? Yeah...no. I’d take Geriatric dirty d-ck Chuck over those two.