My cats do the same thing with the back of the couch, except it’s leather so they don’t leave hair behind. Except they all sleep in a pile so the cushions are permanently smooshed down and deformed. Like this (and wow, those pics are huge, sorry):

The cat was coming from inside the house!!!

My cats believe strongly in safety first, and thus wake me up every night by vomiting.

Ahhh yes. That wonderful toilet-plunger-in-wet-concrete sound.

I do not like cats but this one can stay.

Who’s got a cute belly? Who’s got a cute belly?

I had a sweet baby girl named Bootsey that looked exactly like your kitty. She passed away last year at 11 years old, and I got a little teary eyed when I scrolled down and saw her picture because she looked just like my girl and also because saving my life by loud vomiting sounds exactly like some shit Bootsey would…

That is, seriously, the MOST cat-like rescue EVER. Every cat owner I know (including me, and I normally sleep like I’m dead) is instantly awake and upright with loins girded, ready to relocate a horking cat when they hear that telltale noise. Well done, Eartha Kitteh! (PS, is that a magic cat-hair-repelling couch? The…

Oh your cat must know my cat

Awww pretty snowshoe!

Truth. Many a time I have heard the puke coming up in my sleep and woken up while kicking my cat and yelling “NOT ON THE BED!!!!!!!!”

Awww!! She looks like the perfect netflix buddy :)

There will be no heroics, ever, from Masie. #SitStillLookPretty

I don’t think Hobbes could be bothered to save my life....

Our fat kitteh, Max, furiously nuzzled me awake late at night - insistent pawing and meowing. As I woke up, annoyed, I noticed a weird burning smell. After a cursory look around, my husband pooh-poohed Max’s admonition but I called 911.

True fact (as opposed to alternative): cats hunt scorpions for you and are immune to their venom. The morning our cat found a scorpion IN MY BED before it stung me was the day he was elevated to Saint Kitty.

This exact situation happened to my ex-bf a few years ago while we were dating!

My recently deceased cat, Bob, did the same when my father left the gas on.

Stories like this are why I get upset this campaign wasn’t successful.

“I say saved by grace, saved by the grace of God,”