That’s what happens when you go to a real doctor, they give you a real diagnosis and real medicine that really does something.

Did I get drunk and type xojane?

I was encouraged to go try a rehabilitation week at Viva Mayr by my own doctor earlier this year

I had almost all of your medical symptoms. Then I was diagnosed with Crohn’s disease and put on meds.

I’ve got one but it will cost you $500. It’s a fancy powder you mix with water to make nonsense juice.

It did make me re-think my life choices a little bit though. “Maybe I can open one of these fancy diarrhea clinics and people will pay ME exorbitant amounts of money? Is south Texas as fancy as Austria?”

Wow, in my day rich people simply raked their money into piles and burned it.

I’d say so...

Sigh. We do shade in Australia - I think there’s just a rule that magazine writers don’t know how.

It’s good that, you know, you are wanting to try new things out, even if it turns out poorly.

I can’t speak for anyone else, obviously; in my little part of Australia we’re more about side-eye, sarcasm, and swearing. Maybe they do shade in the eastern states.

Gloves, fancy hats and handbags for everyone! And fans. They all need fans too. I would watch this show.

I’ll go!

Like the Mormons do, but with HBCU students!

She kinda looks like Kate Winslet at a very fast first glance and if you never look at her pics ever again.

did you see who we made president or

Oh god, reading that made me tear up a bit. I cried through more of the Gilmore Girls revival than is socially acceptable, because they were all REALLY grieving for Ed Hermann.

Ouch! You’re right. How could I forget? That’s embarrassing.

We also found some cans of film labeled “Greed,” “The Magnificent Ambersons” and “Convention City.” But maaaaaan, those candy wrappers!”

Facial expressions are a large part of his job tho...