Seriously! Bitch, you’ve got Chiwetel Ejiofor aka one of the handsomest men alive (imho), what the fuck are you playing around for?

Keira Knightley and Andrew Lincoln

“Love Actually” is the herpes of cinema. It won’t go away no matter how we despair at its appearance.

I know I’ll catch shit for this, but Lena has the ugliest fucking tattoos.

You’re right. She should have been awarded a posthumous Oscar for her astronomical talent for using the family name to score a couple bit parts.

I’m likely going to catch hell for saying this, but she didn’t deserve to be included. Alexis Arquette didn’t make any significant contribution to film. She wasn’t a particularly good actress and didn’t have any significant roles in any significant films. The only conceivable reason to include her in the first place…

“I know that’s the only way she’d ever get on camera at the Oscars, but that’s no reason to punish us”

They could have eliminated that idiot Justin Timberlake song & dance number that went on FOREVER at the beginning and had room for all the people who had passed away.

A modern day David Caruso

Incorrect. All white guys are named Steve.

I once dated a skinny, dark-haired twink named Chris, and then dated another skinny, dark-haired twink named Chris. My friends were rather confused when I insisted they were, in fact, two different men.

I forgot about Matt! At least a dozen of them are named Matt.

I wonder if there is anyone in Karl Lagerfield’s life who loves him. I bet even that cat he stole hates him. “Pussy, you are looking a little chubby today; no tuna for you”. Cat: scratches him to death and eats his corpse. Spits it out because he is stringy. End scene.

A KIND EDIT!? Oh, please tell your friend that we need stories. I typically don’t make time for these RH shows, but since Potomac is in my back yard, I watched this one religiously. And it was worth every awful, cringy minute.

Excellent! This is the one my husband and I mock the most. “You can’t just move to Potomac”. Oh yes you can. I heartily dislike almost every person on this show even though many of them are friends of friends.

Oh, my heart. So adorable.

Please let “Good Dogs Of Famous World Leaders” be a running thing.

I love the fanart of Tumblr, so I try to stick around those things as much as possible. Beyond that, though, I find Tumblr a very scary public look inside someone’s high school journal and I have no interest in that whatsoever.

I don’t totally agree with everything here and I don’t think we should spend our lives policing each other over minor infractions but am really starting to dislike the Roxane Gay ‘Bad Feminist’ crowd that screams down anyone critical of other women who let the side down for their own selfish, bullshit reasons. No,…