You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Ship fuel can’t melt steel hulls.

I’m not going to stand here and defend Hell or High Water’s lack of diversity, but I did find the way they incorporated racism into the film to be interesting. One of the four main characters is a Native American named Alberto (played by Gil Birmingham) who is a Texas Ranger. Jeff Bridges’s character, the old Ranger…

I don’t remote believe the Beyoncé gossip, mostly because I don’t believe Beyoncé ever stoops to full on fighting with her enemies. I would believe that Kim called Beyoncé and Beyoncé said nice-sounding things to her, and then Kim got off the phone and realized every last word Bey said to her was absolute shade.

That can’t possibly be true because they are currently residing in my mind.

I could stand to have them in separate places, but then you’ve gotta provide a shuttle in between. Asking people to figure out parking three or four times a day is a nightmare, nevermind the issue with drinking and driving. But the most important thing to me is NOT HAVING A FOUR HOUR BREAK BETWEEN THE CEREMONY AND…

Kate Beckinsale also did Emma better.

They also don’t talk about it as if they’re the ONLY PEOPLE EVER to successfully navigate a divorce, co-parenting, and remaining friends with your ex.

I miss the old Gwyneth, before she became a parody of a rich white person. I think it’s the lack of gluten in her diet that’s doing this to her.

Bitch, please. Kate Beckinsale and Michael Sheen have been the public ideal for divorced but still on good terms and co-parenting couple since 2003.

I have a big problem with women going after married men. I have a big problem with married men going with it. I have a big problem with married men initiating with unmarried women, and those women going with it. It’s the ‘innocent party’ who gets screwed he most in these situations. And no one is thinking about THAT…

Preferable to this neat little bow they put on his psycho antics.

Is it terrible that I would have written the same story and then at the end have it clear that when something happened to Aurora, Pratt woke up another girl? It’s pretty horrible isn’t it?

Sometimes men murder and assault women because they have needs! Think of their needs!

Definitely giving her too much credit. Worse still is that she gets the millions and accolades for these terrible movies, so there’s zero reason for her to stop accepting substanceless/shitty flicks. She got an oscar nom for that mop movie. Wouldn’t be surprised if she gets awards for this too.

So my partner and I were discussing her attitude/behavior. At 19 or 20 she was charming and refreshing and “regular.” Ya know.. she wasn’t all hollywood and she tripped and was imperfect and it was cute. But she hasn’t grown up at all and she’s not 20 anymore and it’s not charming. She’s an adult asshole now.

I like how much credit you give her. she is kind of a douche and has a gazillion dollars yet keeps making shitty high-profile movies that pay her another gazillion dollars. I’m sure that after reading the horrible script her only comment was “I’ll do it for 20 million”.

But if you’re still jonesing for Resting JLaw Acting Face, create your own homebrew version by standing in front of a mirror and trying to remember the last eleven places you put your car keys.

This could have been a really interesting, creepy film, and they ruined it by trying to be cute and shit. Just think how usually dopey nice guy Pratt would have been as an even more forthright, sinister stalker. Let’s say she wasn’t the first one he woke up, and the last one simply “didn’t work out” and is nowhere to…