I’m descended from John Proctor! Biggest claim to fame so far, sadly.

ALL cats see dead people.

I go the other way and just let everyone know in advance I’m going to call them Blake.

That cat looks really pissed off. It has no time for these foolish human tabloids.

That cat has NO TIME for your shit, even if you are dead

Thank you. This needs to be addressed immediately.

Action movie idea: all stunts performed by cats who look nothing like the person they’re doubling for. Might be hard to follow the plot, but I think it would be worth it.

That cat lookalike bullshit is why there is suffering in the world.

The way this particular older woman isn’t conforming to a specific regimen is by chasing whatever is currently deemed “in” for women 40 years younger than her, which is a fair point to make. I’m neither on Madonna’s or Paglia’s side on this, but the defense of Madonna’s fashion/plastic surgery choices seem…

Not a big Madonna fan, and this part of her speech certainly didn’t make me more so one:

team no one

I’m not sure we were ever in a place where facts took priority over feelings. I’m almost 40 and I don’t remember a time when it was any different. The internet just gives you a bigger window to see it through.

Ok that makes sense! I had the opposite experience since I’m probably about 10 or so years younger than you. My parents grew up on those shows and we watched them as kids via TV Land. We held special reverence to the black shows (since we’re black), but watched pretty much every classic sitcom you can think of.

This was all I thought about when reading your comment (go to 2:15).

Unpopular opinion: I am black and I kind of hate this song.

Having grown up in Oklahoma, I recognize that State as a special place: It appreciates black cultural contributions, just not the black people who made it. I remember Donny Hathway’s version being played over various stores’ speakers- as it should. It’s a great song.

I would rather spend all day being forced to look at pictures from Patrick J. Adams and Troian Bellisario’s twee camp wedding (two people I like but boy, the THEME) than pretend to care for one minute that I give a shit about Tobey Maguire, Demi Moore, or Tobey Maguire and Demi Moore.

Oh, man. That totally works if you read it in Rust Cohle’s voice. Excellent.

Ebony and Ivory. Together in WTF.