Holy shit. Does Trump Tower really have a black elevator operator? And the people that live there are cool with that? Can’t they push buttons? Maybe ALL of their fingers are too stubby? If it’s true, it should be made public immediately. Or, is this a New York thing? I haven’t seen an elevator operator since…

Black Elevator Guy legit looks like an uncle of mine and it’s the EXACT same look he gave one of my cousins over Thanksgiving when cousin admitted to voting for Trump. My uncle gave him THE LOOK for about 20 seconds, got up, filled his plate with second servings, grabbed an unopened bottle of whiskey from the table of…

The military removes him and we hang his fat, bloated, cheeto stained, ass from the tallest tree.

Nope. Ginger Adam Driver

It also has the faint echo of the rape-denialist trope of “you’re just looking for attention.”

If reporters would call these people out on this stuff every time they did it, the top stories in the news would be about how Trump wants someone to pay to contest the election results against President-Elect Clinton.

Notice how she shifts attention from the questioner’s “Trump’s sexual assaults” to the generic “sexual assault.”

My friend asked me the other day if I knew what her voice sounded like and I realize that despite seeing her a million times I don’t think I’d ever seen her talk.

And I love her for it! Signed, Lowly Basic Bitch

I don’t usually eat outside of my “cheese and vodka” food group, except for the occasional Trader Joe’s gf pretzel, and I don’t feel deprived in any way. But I had Lyme disease and now I can’t taste anything, so food doesn’t hold much attraction for me anymore:-[

There’s been a lot of hand-wringing over how and why Donald Trump won white women,

Perfectly coiffed hair? Girl, I guess.

I wonder if dudes drew their dicks on parchment and sent it to women via pigeon back in the day.

Yeah, I’m with the men on this one. How is criticizing her for what she said sexist. They didn’t say, “Hey a lady shouldn’t talk back to her boss.”

I have had so many shitty, self involved friends over the years that I thought cared about me more than they actually did/at all.

My fear for you is that she would take over your wedding. Not necessarily with her presence, but your fears of what will happen and how to get around her difficult personality.

I remember Shelley Duvall from Fairy Tale Theatre. Anyone else watch that?

The real olds recognize only One True Kylie, and she is Australian.