jordanbaker

10/4/16

I love that whenever a woman on the Voice says “I’m going to give this classic song my own spin” all that means is “I’m going to sing all breathy like Colbie Caillat after she runs a 5k” and whenever a man says it, it means “you like Mumford and Sons Johnny Appleseed bullshit?”

9/30/16

I have no idea its kind of like a cross between charlie chaplain, Pharell and a douchebag.

9/28/16

Down ticket politicians who are pro gun control. Every 2 years, not just every 4 and in every level of government.

9/28/16

I mean, that’s a terrible example because Trump should never, ever be president. Ever.

9/28/16

because she has no political experience, doesn’t talk about controversial stuff, and has expressed no desire to run for political office? Maybe you’d rather vote for Michelle than Hillary because Hillary’s been subjected to remorseless criticism from the left AND right for decades...?

9/28/16

Protest votes will not get their message across. If Trump wins, nobody will be saying “oh damn, those protest votes though. They were right all along about...something?”. They will blame the win to a dozen other reasons. You don’t get to leave comments with your vote. Nobody can tell what you were protesting, or why,…

9/27/16

Jen and Emily probably fist-bumped that they escaped the loser cheating celebrities they first were married/engaged to, and then look lovingly over to their hot/loyal husbands. Justin and John were probably thinking, “Man, we’re both totally punching above our weight, right?”

9/27/16

Sad!

9/27/16

EMILY: Justin, this lasagna is perfect.

9/26/16

I like to consider myself a font of sketchy-ass international wisdom.

9/23/16

I mean, I don’t sit there and scour them like I’m trying to get caked-on grease off my good frying pans (unless, of course, I was doing something like wandering through a muddy area), but I do use a washcloth and soap on them.

9/22/16