Clearly he knew that that motherfucker can see.

I am going to go watch it, RIGHT NOW, out of spite for the haters.

My husband and I bonded over our mutual love of both WWW and Van Helsing. I don’t know what that says about us all other than WE ARE AWESOME.

I have a drawing I did in first grade based on WWW saying when I grow up I want to be Will Smith.

Some theater really needs to do a Waterworld/Wild Wild West double feature. What a night that would be.

Yeah. I do not approve. But then again I hate Blake Lively. I used to think she was one of those people I just irrationally hate. The more she opens her mouth I see my initial reaction to her is a correct one.

Times have changed, bro. “The first rule of Temple Club is DON’T TALK ABOUT TEMPLE CLUB” doesn’t work in the internet age.

Not her! She will launch a lifestyle brand.

Like 5-10 minutes no-eye contact humping, but not in an unpleasant way. And then he’d bring you a scotch.

As a wearer of said underwear...I can confirm that the shit is saltpeter in textile form.

Okay, Hiddlesticks, those are some terrible “designer” boxers.

I watched “High-Rise” this weekend, and while it was possibly the largest mess of a movie I’ve ever seen (it tried, it tried so hard) I *did* get to see Hiddleston’s butt so it wasn’t a complete wash.

Yeah, this has gotten me on the Aidan Turner-as-Bond train, which I hated before because it would probably be the end of Poldark. And I need this in my life:

100% believe Leo is shit in bed. When in his life did he ever have to even fucking try?

Welcome to Florida: America’s Australia

Gaylight savings.

Pssh. Hillary is just Republican light, don’tchaknow? She’s barely got a progressive plank in her platform!

I know all the Bros are on edge today because Bernie’s endorsing Clinton later tonight. Peace.

I love when people reveal their diets. I hate the whole dog and pony show of “I just have a super high metabolism!” or when SJP said she barely ever worked out, like, I have seen your arms. I know you are doing something.