jordanbaker
jordanbaker
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He can do what he wants to do. Cocaine. He wants to snort cocaine.

Bobby Brown claims he fucked a ghost.

BE QUIET BENICIO.

Yes.

Such an obvious joke, and yet still so satisfying.

Zing!

Also that cop is hot

I saw AirBnB banned him in this video when I started to look up #airbnbwhileblack

Question. I’m white. I’d rather not accidentally rent from racists, if there’s another option available. Do I go Noirbnb, or is this a stay in your lane kind of thing?

Despite the truly awful situation those men had to endure (with cops involved and prolly suspecting a break-in, that could have been deadly, FFS), that photo and that tweet are everything.

A guy who cut off his own arm and a mutant superhero = amazing role models.

note: I haven’t seen the movie and I am not differently abled.

Logan’s dog requests political asylum.

In Tinker v. Des Moines, the Supreme Court held that the first amendment rights of minors are protected in schools only insofar as it does not “materially disrupt classwork or involve substantial disorder or invasion of the rights of others.” They’ve also upheld public school dress codes as not being in violation of

Blackfish is the hottest 70 year old in Westeros and did more with a glare than anyone else. Jaime was not that impressive.

LADY MORMONT FOR LIFE. I would have just thrown my shit down and pledged my life to her right then and there. If her and Davos had a podcast, I would finally listen to podcasts.

Ohhh, look at these delicious whores, WAIT YOU DON’T HAVE A DICK, lolololol, but seriously let’s have a heartfelt moment before I go off and fuck this woman, WHICH YOU CAN’T DO, lolololol.

My guess, Sansa gets the Vale’s help and then after Winterfell’s back casually reveals, “oh, btw, Vale dudes, Littlefinger killed Lysa Aryyn by dropping her out the moon door!” and the Vale knights turn on him.

literally every person in braavos is on my shit list right now for not HELPING THE CHILD WHO IS PROFUSELY BLEEDING FROM THE ABDOMEN AND CLEARLY NEEDS ASSISTANCE