I’m an adult and my mom still threatens to make me walk the rest of the way to wherever if I’m being bitchy in the car with her. But she never actually did.

“She broke up with him this week,” the source said. “She gave a bulls - - t excuse about her career. He was ring shopping.”

I mean I don’t keep it my PI does, I just have access to it.

Bobby, don’t you dare apologize for the “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” joke, that was A-grade.

Excellent Double Creature this week!

To be fair, there are a lot of feminists (especially from the previous wave) that would agree with him. So, calling what he is saying ‘awful’ probably isn’t fair. I don’t agree with what he’s saying, but that doesn’t make it awful. Awful is what Republicans do when they open their pieholes and pontificate about sex…

I’m sure it’s only coincidence that white men complain more often about how spoiled/moody/hard to work with people who are not white & male are.

From people I have actually heard of:

Security guards on the Depp payroll, I'm assuming. Okay.

When I was waiting tables, I waited on Ram Dass once without realizing who he was. He had this brilliant glow of love around him. I said to a co-worker, “That man is so peaceful.” He said, “He should be, he’s Ram Dass.”

Ick. There’s never proof. That’s the whole point of controlling someone with abuse! That way they won’t “turn on you” and have the autonomy to speak for themselves to law enforcement, etc.

That’s the thing; gaslighting isn’t just done by an abusive spouse, it’s done by our entire culture. “He’s so sweet! He’d never do that!” When he’s not sweet and he would totally do that.

Yeah some people are fine but then they drink and become literal monsters.

JW but did you read the article at all??? he hit her on saturday, she filed for divorce on monday and then asked a judge on wednesday for the restraining order. MAYBE (duh) johnny’s PR has been leaking these shitty spousal support stories in double time because they knew the abuse would come out?

Prepare for your 15 grains to be BLOWN THE FUCK OUT. 21 grains. ORGANIC. ANCIENT. Pictures of lumberjacks and beavers. Plaid packaging.

“I will entice you with soft bread of the whole grain kind, with the most grains possible. Then I will hit you doggie style.”

I need to ask my grocer if they carry whole grain bread with the most amount of grains.

The time for mandatory space-aged style uniforms for all citizens is now. Let us put this tired debate to rest once and for all.