Robert Kardashian III, obviously.

To me, she’s one of those people who seems genuinely nice and well-meaning, but is so insecure that she comes across as needy and overcompensating, and therefore annoys everyone. I just wanna be like, “Girl, you’re beautiful, smart, and pretty talented! RELAX already! Be chill!”

No hate on Angie or the work she does for women’s rights, but as a Normal currently suffering through a PhD I cannot roll my eyes hard enough at this.

Bernie is not a Democrat, and that’s fine. I voted for him last month, and will happily vote for Hillary in 6 months.

1. I feel like he’s shit on all the “principles” he once stood for. Easiest example - super delegates. A year ago he wanted to burn them all at the stake, now he insists he should be entitled to them.

At least she’s a hypothetical racist bitch! I think the stated concern was actually making a defenseless little old lady rent out rooms in her house to men when she’d prefer to rent to women, but since it exempts from all FHA requirements race, religion, &c. are all fair game.

Who would have thought an adult man who groomed a 12 year old girl could be a rapist? Oh just everyone with fucking common sense.

It never fails to amuse. I really need to send in some pics of my cats. My one boy cat is a dead ringer for Zoolander.

“I created a character, a scary—kind of a Jason kind of character,” he explained. “Looking at what the establishment is afraid of, a scary Joker-like character who’s like the boogeyman under their bed.”

No one once said that, unless you’re quoting yourself while you currently misquote Barry Goldwater.

Children cannot throw a chair nearly as far as I can.

Also, Clinton won the NV primary election. Nothing was being stolen from these people. Blame the Sanders ground game for not having its delegates be prepared and follow the rules.

“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.

Jack Antonoff

My best lifetime achievement was having a beer with Jason Momoa. He is a salty man and I loved it. One guy came up to him and said “I think you’re awesome! I just wish Conan was a better movie- you were great, but what a bad movie.” Jason said “yea, man,” and signed his autograph. Then he looked at my husband and said…

can’t stop listening to Holly Madison’s book- I told someone I thought she had a 120 IQ today and they think I am insane. Discuss.

Drogo and Dany are so cute together. Too bad they didn't conquer the world together.

“Doug and I weren’t planning on going public with this so soon. I’m only four weeks along in my pregnancy. But some things are out of your control.”

I felt the same way when he was still a candidate. I was like, well, we made it through several Bush terms already we can do it again if we have to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why is saying all Hispanics eat tacos insulting?? Psshh. Tacos are amazing and delicious. No shame in my taco game.