Ramona, but only in the first three episodes of any given season and the last five minutes of the finale.

Josh Dallas and Ginnifer Goodwin are at the center of some of my most complex feelings about sub-B level celebrities I don’t really care about.

Exactly. Especially the Siamese, who’s like “whatever, haters, I jumped through one glittery hoop and got some salmon flavored Greenies. Dignified and paid, son.”

Hell yeah, now I’ve found a way to repurpose the plastic spear I bought for my Halloween costume!

RIGHT??? I thought “wow, that talented Scandanavian man is sure getting a lot of work lately. Wonder how he fits it all in.” But apparently two talented Scandanavian men are getting half as much work as I thought.

OH MY GOD, I just realized that in this scenario, Clive and Jeremy are just a couple of Uncle Tom Cats.

I was hoping for “Fluffbutt X” or something, but Rowrrooororowr is perfect.

Until recently, I thought that Lars and Mads Mikkelson were the same person, so I feel your boo’s pain there.

The other cats hate the three who participated. “Fuck you guys, fucking sell outs. Clive, you literally jumped through hoops for those assholes. And Jeremy. The applause banner. Really, you sad motherfucker? Where’s your dignity?”

Given his erratic and uncontrolled public behaivour, I have no faith that he’s been privately honest with all of his partners, or that he has the discipline to commit to the drug regime necessary to keep his viral loads in check.

Charlie Sheen is actually Emilio, Shia, and Joaquin stacked on top of each other under a trench coat.

Counterpoint:

GET ME BOTH OF THESE HANDSOME DEVILS RIGHT NOW.

This is EXACTLY the situation in which I saw it! (except I hated it immediately) It is one of two movies that everyone loves but I hate the shit out of and can never watch again because of my shitdicked ex.

These are the worst babies since the Muppet Babies.

I officially can’t kill Baby Hitler because of a time travel paradox — no Baby Hitler, no WWII; no WWII, no GI Bill; no GI Bill, my father’s parents never meet, I am never born, and thus cannot go back in time to kill Baby Hitler.

I assumed that was Mallory too, and that it had been like an Andrea on 90210 thing where they were all older than their characters, but she had been the most older of all of them.

It was in a wedding dress exhibit at the V&A last year, and is so gorgeous in person that I actually gave a long exhaled “fuuuuuuck” when I got up close to it. (And I’m not a wedding dress person, really)

Thank you! And PHEW, I was going to have delayed rage if they’d whitewashed Claudia. (And Jessi, I guess)

Ok, as someone who read a TON of the early BSC books, but aged out of them before the movie or TV series, help me out: which characters did these ladies play? (I’m pretty sure I can spot the Mallory, but is there a Claudia in there?)