UNCOOL. Pierre the kitten is a million times less annoying than stupid Bran.

Justin, please look at how Harry Connick Jr. handled the same thing in a much classier way:

Will I get canned for sexual harassment when I make this the background on my work computer?

Harrison Ford is a gourmet motherfucking peppercorn hot dog.

RIGHT, like I’m talking a good game now, but in real life how do you even approach someone you’ve loved since you were three?

Still would. Even in a hot dog / dog costume.

I did once, at the urging of a handsome man. So I’ll go with “22 year old grad students,” “aging frat boys” and “people pleasers.”

More obvious objections aside: what kind of shit for brains needs a cheat sheet to make a 3 wise men?

• Aidala has a rule in his household: “If it’s not worn in the monastery, it’s not worn out on the street.”

This is really spot on and kind of beautiful. You’re my new favorite Christian.

Yeah, it’s hard for me to figure out where the line exists between “racist theme” bars/restaurants and general “culturally tone deaf/need to tack a sarape to the wall so whitey knows what we serve here”-ness.

I’ve been trying to think of this for awhile — I’ve lived here 14 years, and did some hard drinking time during the first 2/3 of that, but I have no idea.

Lance Bass’ husband is pretty choice. They were on an episode of Dinner at Tiffani’s together, eating brunch food prepared by Tiffani Amber Thiessen.

Always.

I can’t decide if I love you for this, or hate you for making me choke on carrot soup as I read it.

Quality choice. I haven’t updated mine in awhile, so I should do some research and see if anyone else on it has broken up and created more vacancies.

If Amy Schumer and Bradley Cooper are dating, then I finally have a replacement for Hamm/Westfeldt on my List of Celebrity Couples I Would Have a Threesome With*.

“Does Drugs for Breakfast” just killed me with laughter.

As titillated as I am by the idea that Beyonce could be as old or older than I am, you should be able to count on your dad not to blow up your spot like that. Not cool, Matthew Knowles. Not cool.

My fucking aunt has that cross stitched on a thing on her wall, along with some bullshit about being her daughter-in-law’s “other mother.”