This is pretty much how my mother makes cioppino for Christmas Eve, because half of our family (not me!) fishes out all the cod.

Dying of curiosity about what the fuck “other” is once you’ve eliminated soda, pop, and coke. Fizzy sugar water? Devil’s Jizz?

SEMANTICS.

I hit a point in my London - DC flight earlier this week where if the lovely Virgin staff didn’t bring my afternoon tea box N-O-W, we were going to have a situation. And it’s not like it had been that long since they’d given us ice cream bars, but dammit, I’d already watched 3 movies, and the menu says we get tea an…

MEEZER!

Females is always creepy because even if used in an appropriate/scientific context, it should almost always be FEMALE.

There was a terrific Vulture article earlier this year on how close he and Bradley Cooper came to having each other’s career trajectories, which I found fascinating since i’ve crushed on both of them since their TV days, but it was the first time I realized how similar they are / their starts were.

You seem like a fun, stable person with a lot going on in your life. And articulate!

Is that a hoop skirt? Begone, anachronist hussy! The Dickens convention is in London.

TAKE MY MONEY, you beautiful genius.

This is not good news for your boyfriend, but until this story about him being a terrible person broke, I could not have told you who the ABC news anchor is. Or CBS, for that matter. Lester is singlehandedly saving network news.

“Genetics,” he said, and burst into tears.

I am SO CONFUSED by this, because I was told (by folks what ought to know) that the entire reason Fielding killed Mark off in the third book was that Colin Firth had refused to do another film. And now he’s in and Hugh’s out?

I know the common assumption* is that Kylie is trying to turn into Kim, but is there a chance that KRIS is trying to turn Kylie into Kim? Like Kris is trying to replicate her best selling daughter product and create a sort of Kim 2.0?

I believe the fourth husband is also the second husband, who is the one who adopted the kids she got pregnant with by the third husband while she was married to the first husband.

I miss him sometimes.

“Can I get you something? Water? A snack? Boobs?”

The only bigger BAMF is St. Agatha, walking around with her tits on a plate.

Dunno, I watched a Last Ship marathon when I had the flu recently, and Eric Dane is pret-ty Hot Dad* hot right now.

Saint Lucy’s all “did it first, bitch.”