Wait, tattooed eyeliner is temporary??

Is this TWO WEEKS in a row that the Double Creature has been a commenter’s pet? I LOVE it.

I know; I feel like I’ve found my people at last!

Marcel Marceau, apparently.

THAT’S WHY I THINK IT’S SECRETLY TATTOOED ON. Because we would’ve gotten some pictures of her with shit down her face by now if she was actually doing that with any makeup known to man.

Let’s just take Pippa away, generally. The sheer amount of bronzer and other slap she and Carole were wearing in the christening pictures gave me a rage stroke.

She looks like someone’s drunk aunt in that picture. I just can’t.

There’s too much of it; it’s a cheap looking shade of black; it ages her terribly. See the picture with the military buttons: she is BAD at applying it. It is so bad and so consistent that I half wonder if she got it permanently tattooed on by some hack in Essex.

I hate her eyeliner so much that it has actually turned me into a (small r) republican.

I sometimes worry that I’m going to be the last white lady in the world without a lifestyle blog.

I went on a road trip with just my dad when I was three or four and had a ridiculous head of thick, wavy, honey colored hair. You can look at the photos from that trip and track his braiding skillz improving as we went along.

“we don’t have many Channing Tatums or Chris Pratts, while the Aussies do. It’s a phenomena.”

Like if I submit a picture of Eartha Kitteh in her lobster costume with a picture of Sir Patrick Stewart in his lobster costume, will they then print it with a picture of him in his Starfleet uniform, so that everyone can go “lol, that cat isn’t bald or English or the captain of the Enterprise” ?

This just makes me wonder how often this happens — like what if in different pictures, all those cats really HAVE looked like Angelina Jolie all along.

You are my idol. You are living my dream. You are inspiring me to greater things, like submitting thousands of pictures of Eartha Kitteh to Double Creature.

• Mel Gibson has a “secret girlfriend” who is younger than his youngest child.

Eartha Kitteh finds New York Terrorist Cat’s ideas intriguing, and she wishes to subscribe to his newsletter.

ALL THE STARS for bringing that shit full circle.

That was epic. It may have been ripped from more headlines than the entire rest of the Law & Order universe combined.

So Kanye shielded his nephew from the drama of his parents’ messy breakup by letting him hang out on a yacht filled with celebrities, feeding him a delicious meal at a fancy restaurant, and then letting him stay up to watch the fireworks. What an uncle!