I thought so too — weren’t they both named Prince Michael Jackson? Why can’t one go by Prince and one go by Michael? Why can’t they confab with all George Foreman’s kids on how to handle this issue?

Eartha Kitteh doesn’t look at all like Eartha Kitt. But they both have mixed backgrounds (Eartha Kitt was German, Cherokee, and African-American; Eartha Kitteh is Siamese and Black), they were both abandoned as children, and they’re both fucking gorge.

In honesty, I think I’d much rather be friends with MH than EP. I just worry about Meredith Grey The Cat feeling shut out — she already gets less press attention and fewer advertising gigs than Olivia Benson The Cat, and now this.

Thanks! I thought it was super original until my vet asked me “Eartha Kitty Baker or Eartha Kitty Smith?” (my vet wins awards for being gay friendly; I should probably be glad there are only 2)

Ok, PHEW. I must have missed her announcement in the flood of all the 90 million other ladies who are in that video. I was worried that there was blatant cat favoritism going on.

The video of Olivia Benson The Cat meeting Actual Olivia Benson made my weekend. It also:

So was anyone else a One Life to Live fan? I was looking at Matt McGorry’s imdb page yesterday — you know, for reasons — and apparently his first gig was as the costumed Spiderman at little Sam’s birthday party right before the big reveal in the 2011 Two Todds storyline.

But then he can’t be spurred to action by seeing her picture and reminded of her tragic death. And no one else’s tragic death is going to convince him to do anything — he’s not keeping around pictures of whatsername who got shivved by the Russian mob during the Dennis Farina years.

I have never been a Curtis fan, but I appreciate that I’m in the minority there. So, compromise: Yes, Rey Curtis will have his shirt ripped off of him... in a scene where he gets beaten up for trying to investigate something despite not being a policeman anymore. And then he can stay shirtless, with some sort of…

Choosing to believe that Sam Waterston’s new look is for a Law & Order reunion movie, where Jack McCoy, having lost reelection as D.A., is living in an isolated cabin upstate. Mike Logan comes to visit and beg him to go back to work — an old case of his and Lennie’s is being reopened, and their names are being dragged…

When do we start planning the Jezebel raid on the Tom Hardy cloning facility?

I both love his gaze not in a male gaze way (especially when he’s wearing his adorable glasses) and subject him to my own gaze in an inverted male gaze way, which I think he’d be subtly flattered by even as he scolded me for it.

Subtly like bergamot, I hope.

I love this kid in a brain-way and an acting-way and a sexual-way. That’s almost all the ways.

My mother bought Eartha Kitteh a 3 month “Meowbox” subscription for her Christmas present. Three months worth of an insane number of toys and expensive treats showing up on our doorstep once a month. I’m convinced they treat the box itself with catnip, because that’s the only way I can explain how BANANAS the cat…

MAYBE THEY’RE ALL WAX FIGURES??!!!!????

The tag says J. Lo but the face kinda says Jamie Gertz?

Scott Caan is on my carefully curated list of short dudes who could still get it. (I’m a heightist; it’s terrible; sue me)

It’s been a long day; I’ve found it harder to step calmly away from nonsense than I usually do.

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