Their mum doesn't look too thrilled about it either.

Not even hitting play (because I'm at work totally way too classy), but she looks sooooo much like her mother in that freeze frame.

after her posterior exploded all over the internet last month

Nice. Full circle.

Fraulein Oktober appears to have been put to work in a factory without the appropriate safety equipment. Not cool, Bavarian Farmers' Association. Not cool.

If you're not used to them, and if you have any kind of foot issues at all, look for Sofft or another brand with a wider toe box — it helps to relieve the added pressure on your toes since they're not simultaneously being squeezed into a totally unnatural point.

I can't even judge these objectively, because our admin makes these bizarre caramel covered cheet-o treats that are THE GREATEST THING ever. So I can see where funky fritos might have their merits.

Shouldn't the producers of the third Bridget Jones movie be more worried about, I dunno, like, the fact that the story is beyond glaringly terrible, and that both Colin Firth and Hugh Grant have refused to participate (Colin Firth far enough in advance that Helen Fielding killed his character for the novel, but my…

Do we need to talk to Paul Rudd and Ben's mom about where they both were 28 years ago?

Always a possibility, of course. I can see how that would be dispiriting enough to send him into a Blake-ward spiral.

Wasn't he engaged to Alanis forever, though? And then he was married to ScarJo, who generally seems pretty sharp in interviews, if I recall.

On the flip side, I once made Giada's Chicken Saltimboca for a dude, and later that night he dumped me and asked if he could borrow an Agatha Christie book.

I'm with you — I texted one of my best friends (actual real life defense attorney) last night and suggested she volunteer to be the show's legal consultant since even I (with my J.D. from the Sam Waterson's Eyebrows School of TV Law) can tell that they clearly haven't hired one yet.

Aw, I think I dated that guy.

I used to work in store events for a Barnes & Noble, and I will agree — James Patterson is a peach. Probably the nicest author we ever had in, though Madeline Albright & Tim Russert were close.

Think how much more often you'll get to say it when people ask what the FWVDS patch on your uniform stands for.

"Before feminist web vigilantes call for my defenestration,"

They did Jon Hamm bobblehead night in August, and now my two life goals are a) to own a Jon Hamm bobblehead, and b) to get famous enough that someday, the Cardinals do a bobblehead of me (as they have of famous fans like Hamm and Bravo's Andy Cohen).

Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt are the celebrity couple I would most want to hang out with. We could watch Cardinals' games and talk about Kissing Jessica Stein, and if things got sexual, I feel like they'd be very comfortable people to have that happen with.

I read the first sentence of the blurb and was hoping for a "Cell Block Tango" featuring great Snapped cases.