Just wait until America takes out that restraining order.

Betting real soy tears were used in the recipe.

Tom Brady’s company got a tidy sum too. No, I’m not saying Tom Brady is part of a hate group. Though the post game handshakes tell a different story...

Covfefe!

Ironically, it’s the weed that makes him think no one can smell the weed. lol

They also don’t have the vibrational frequency to receive intelligent thoughts.

Thelma and Louise. If only...

They can always have DT Barnum come back for a Festivus-infused, air of grievances, petty party/superspreader.

Everybody’s not built the same; maybe it’s cathartic for some people to share their pain, or maybe they feel like it might help someone who’s gone (or going) through a similar situation feel less alone, or feel the need to talk about the situation and/or feel they have the freedom to grieve, who knows...

Blatant stupidity, mistakenly defined by a conglomerate of fearful and hateful fools as genius and daring, plus the largest shitload of blind dumb luck in the known universe. “They’re so incompetent; but nobody could be that incompetent; so they must be competent.”

“Of course, the Republican Party has been curiously silent about the dangerous, real-life repercussions of the dishonest rhetoric that Trump has been pushing—though they had no problem being vocal in their outrage this year at the supposedly egregious harm that people did to buildings and other inanimate objects while…

Rudy Giuliani: incompetent wing man to America’s crazy soon-to-be ex.

Donald Trump: America’s crazy ex.

And DT Barnum continues his Coronapa-loosers tour...

For the win.

Is it just me or do Trump and DeSantis resemble each other in that picture?

DeSantis/Kemp: 2024. Why though?

Is it possible to be so bad at shit, it looks like you’re actually good at it because no could truly be that bad at shit?

The only thing missing is a jump cut to Chris Tucker: “That’s one crazy-ass b$%#h!”

I don’t think anyone should be surprised at this; this individual (Illegally Blonde) is an absolute accurate representative of DT Barnum’s Incredible Eggtravaganza and Traveling Shitshow. Straight outta Central Casting.