It keeps tabs yet still can’t understand me half the damn time. And lord if it tries to offer me one more suggestion it’s going in the trash. Even when you play with the settings asking it not to it still sneaks it in on occasion. I hate that more then having my data saved. I just asked you for the time you digital…

I personally love the feeling of accomplishment that comes with killing a particularly hard Dark Souls boss or solving a late-game puzzle in The Witness.

Well it is called Jedi Fallen Order...I’ll see myself out.

Thanks for the video that I’m not going to watch for something that could just as easily be text I could read at my own pace.

You’re a monster.

The long, contentious list of things that divide us—dogs vs. cats, Democrat vs. Republication, ketchup vs. mayo—has an entry just for gamer aesthetes.

Can you really write an article about this kinda thing when your own site is bright white?

I don’t know if anyone agrees, but I really like Mystery Heroes. It’s a real low-stakes way to try out all the characters without anybody whining about who you picked, learn their strengths/weaknesses and find the hero(es) that feel most right to you.

Glad to see the Potato making an appearance

Someone got after me on the previous “boobie streamers” thread about how “immoral” it was to go after lonely guys by displaying cleavage on a stream.

Two things:

1.) This person was arguing that it was only “logical” that the behavior was immoral.

I know everyone’s sick of me saying this, but I’m trying to frame here:…

i had a good run here at kotaku until i was forced to quit over this story

Something important to note in all of this:

The, “I never asked to be a role model/hero/what have you” argument certainly feels like it should be salient, and it’s true, up to a point—sports figures of all stripes, traditional, e-sport, or otherwise, only ever asked for an opportunity to do what they do at a very high…

What a fucking weenie.

Me and my perfect, robotic murder boy, Zen, have no idea what you’re talking about. I mean, if you kill the entire enemy team, isn’t that just as good as healing them after they take damage?

Which is going to be a dating sim and Blizzard will get all the money.

This “problem” arises mostly because one choice is so much more popular than the other. If you had chosen Team Mayo, you would have been in near-constant matches against Ketchup, and felt the result was appropriate because popularity vote aside, the actual battle tallies were near 50/50 on both Solo and Team, but Mayo…

And now gimme Persona 5 Switch...or even Golden.

Anyone want to bet that this will serve as their prototype for Zelda Maker?

Perhaps we should start an organization to send mechs to women over there. I doubt the men will accuse or abuse them when they’re 7 feet tall, have fusion cannons, defense matrix, boosters, and most importantly a self destruct.

Not really my experience of it, more like raping everyone with symetra turret tele near their spawn! ;) While the pacing certainly does feel “slower” and more methodical, I kinda like it.