Paracelsus never stopped hating those Fuggers. Ultimately, he found out that Jacob’s mother contracted Syphilis; at first he felt vindicated, though in later years, he sympathized with that mother Fugger.

It’s still giving yourself a lot of credit, it’s kind of braggy, in a “we did it before The Daily Show” kind of way. Does it matter what order an observable and obvious fact is stated in? It’s like me writing about how the sky is blue and then later when daily show mentions a blue sky I counter with:

This is a far more interesting story...

Shut. Up.

You know, how much more emotional would that “Help.” have been last night had the creators not already been leaning hard on the “Glenn is alive” button already?

But upon seeing the bike, the two take their chances with the devil they know—they hold Daryl up, take his motorcycle and his crossbow, and drive off, back to the group they escaped from, hoping the bike and crossbow with be enough to make up for what they “took” by escaping.

“he almost instantly finds a fuel tanker that still works”

Is this your way of telling us a lot of the Lifehacker writers are drinking at night and hung over the next day throughout the week?

Especially that Scotch.

Meh, I’ll just take the Scotch.

Don’t worry Joonas, I brought my own lamb intestine domer.

Then you can start moaning WITH condoms!!!....I’m sorry, i’m not an adult. I just play one in real life.

I don't know; there's a pretty big risk of you having a child and completely derailing your life.

Anything but ‘hoverboards’. I could even live with someone equally as inaccurate, like ‘wheelies’, because they have two wheels - just not ‘hoverboards. I refuse to call them that.

OK - I sat through that POS video but failed to hear the term hoverboard mentioned anywhere other than by you.

also drones that don’t drone

Maybe we can call any big plane Zepellin and i vote to call powerbanks “Juice box”

Why are you insisting on calling it a hoverboard? Is it just because it makes for a stronger headline?

hoverboards that don’t hover

Never give up.