Shut. Up.

Is this your way of telling us a lot of the Lifehacker writers are drinking at night and hung over the next day throughout the week?

Is it though? RNG can be fun. It may not be competitive, but it can be fun.

Don’t you know that everyone who is on the internet must constantly be up to date on absolutely everything that’s posted on every website? The internet exists so that we can sit with multiple tabs of Facebook, Reddit, Google, Twitter, Instagram, Gawker, CNN, Fox, Youtube, MSNBC, Vine and every other website open at…

Patrica - you will not win. As one journalist to another, let me tell you what our job description consists of: “Being told all day long by by non-journalists how we are doing our jobs wrong.”

Not sure why the guy filming this had to block out the triple headshot/head explosion, but whatever, what he didn’t block out is far past good enough for me. Bless you, Ryan Reynolds. Bless you for giving a shit.

Here’s a trick for forcing the sneeze to occur.

In an equal relationship, both of you should feel like you’re doing 60% of the work. This mentality actually helps a lot.

Ahhh! Woooh! What’s happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a...…

The enjoying the silence part is the best thing about mornings.

As a fellow therapist, I completely agree with Dr. Seltzer. It seems like any person's "laziness" makes sense once you get to know them and what's going on in their lives. I've been looking for a way to put this into words for a while, so thanks for the quote.

You would not have survived before the internet. You had to use reading comprehension skills.

Not wanting to seem ungrateful for this article, but how could you not also mention the book 'Antifragile: Things That Gain from Disorder' by Nassim Nicholas Taleb? His book is a most excellent essay on the topic and he too mentions Hydra. I could not reccomend that book more (and his book 'The Black Swan' is a…

A refund on virtual items with no official real word value?

I came here to learn how people deal with me, to be quite honest.

Totally reminded me of this Friends episode. Also, those DoubleTree cookies are the best. Way better than some stupid mint on a pillow.

To a large extent, I took the 'me' part of this attitude on purpose. I didn't feel comfortable blaming the other person when my social interactions went wrong, particularly if I asked someone out and she said no, because that's what so-called "internet nice guys" do.

No, it was just giving you a look at how things look from is perspective. Just go to the marvel website and it will tell you all about him. He can go significantly faster than the speed of sound, although it never says how much. I would gather that the bullet thing is a bit of an exaggeration