Okay, please elaborate what the character is about. I’m in no way trying to sound condescending, I’m actually curious. If you could also elaborate which variation of Joker he will play in this movie, that’d also be great.

Thank you, was just looking for someone to say this. And of course let’s not forget the classical thing about pretty much every Comic Book Movie discussion - even though the characters have existed for decades, the commentators are going to choose just one of the many variations on that character. The condom thing was…

Yeah, that sounded like an unwarranted jab.

Sounds like a hoot. I have to give a toast next year at my brother’s wedding, in 3 different languages (Estonian, Finnish and Swedish), although I’m opting for two. I was thinking about a poem that would be almost understandable to both Estonians and Finns but I guess I’d rather not risk it.

Let a friend lock them in a dungeon and see if they’re still attracted to you after that?
Or feed them mushrooms and see what happens?

Double whopper bonus: if she hot-wires your car and drives away with it. You go to her apartment to talk to her parents about it but there’s just an old Romanian couple with 10 cats living there who don’t speak any English or know of any “Jessica”. Then she’s a keeper. But she’s probably gone for good.

This all seems so unnecessary. My phone is always with me anyways. All I take with me when I set out to write anywhere (beach, woods, mountains, work) are:

Yeah, the killer (Joe Ice?) starts grabbing Bruce’s mom’s pearls but can’t get them because, well, they’re painted on.

Unless I’m talking to a close friend, I tend to answer open-ended questions with pretty open-ended answers, not using any details, or ones that consist of 5 words max.

Maybe it’s different in the US, but most of the marketing over here, in eastern Europe, has been online, so It’s been pretty easy to avoid - just don’t click the links. I, of course, always do because I love Deadpool.

Ah, good to know. Still not risking it, but good to know nonetheless.

source please. Pre-cum is one hell of a babymaker.

First thing I say every time someone starts moaning about condoms.

True. That’s why most boarding cards have a part you can rip off that doesn’t have a bar code. So nothing could get out in the open by accident, the boarding cards are then discarded by the airport. Mostly incinerated or recycled. Although this trend is weaning because of boarding cards that are in one piece.

Here’s an idea, don’t post the damn boarding pass online. Not that complicated. Most boarding systems in airports have pretty simple barcode readers, so it figures that the barcode has simplistic data in it.

I’d love to try pak choi with this method, but I’m not sure if I can “chipify” the bottom part which has more water in it. Or should I just remove them from the leaves and use them in a salad or something. Anyone have any ideas?

These aren’t “lazy day” foods as much as they are “being bankrupt at the end of the month” foods. Cheap, easy to make, usually delicious. I have to note that I buy and freeze about 3-8 kilogram worth of different meats (minced, bacon cuts, neck etc) at the start of every second month. Just in case I have need for them…

I don't know if it's the same thing but in the past few years I've heard this weird loud noise in my ears that only lasts for a microsecond. It's like a combination of a yell and a bang, hard to describe but freaks me out every single time. It always happens during the day, at absolutely random and quite long…

Yeah, or read the source before crying wolf.

"While this study didn't include women, Fox said she is currently conducting follow-up work that suggests the same findings found in this research also apply to women. Women who post more selfies also show higher levels of narcissism and psychopathy.

Nice try mister MPAA, I ain't telling ya nothing.