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Why are we pretending that the French guards at the Eiffel Tower understand Tommy’s hissyfit when he’s bitching in English?

Im so used to Del Toro projects going away, Im not even mildly surprised.

Is it though? RNG can be fun. It may not be competitive, but it can be fun.

NEVER fuck with librarians.

You need to watch out for books and especially librarians.

Guilty displeasure?

I respectfully disagree, the episodes varied in tone and depth, but they very much felt like a wonderful update to speculative sci-fi taken to extremely dark (and sometimes light) places.

Don’t you know that everyone who is on the internet must constantly be up to date on absolutely everything that’s posted on every website? The internet exists so that we can sit with multiple tabs of Facebook, Reddit, Google, Twitter, Instagram, Gawker, CNN, Fox, Youtube, MSNBC, Vine and every other website open at

Patrica - you will not win. As one journalist to another, let me tell you what our job description consists of: “Being told all day long by by non-journalists how we are doing our jobs wrong.”

It’s easy to explain! You see, when a mommy and a daddy really love each other, and the mommy dies, and the daddy shacks up with a woman who looks just like mommy, but is actually an evil clone of mommy, they have a baby that is infected with a techno-organic virus which they send to the future to save him from, and

I sometimes get a little annoyed by the across-the-board assumption that all celebrities are shameless, shallow assholes who don’t care about the people who watch their movies, or read their books, or listen to their records, or whatever. I’ve met a few famous folks, and I’ve found that, most of the time, they’re

Have you ever seen his Twitter replies? Dude actually makes an effort. If he says he’s gonna try and read ‘em, I’ve no reason to doubt him.

Please don’t make it bad. Please don’t make it bad. Please don’t make it bad. Please don’t make it bad. Please don’t make it bad. Please don’t make it bad. Please don’t make it bad. Please don’t make it bad. Please don’t make it bad. Please don’t make it bad. Please don’t make it bad.

Magneto removing his adamantium skeleton and him going feral. Ending with Logan having to be killed.

After reading this quality post I have no idea how you guys managed to fuck up last week so bad.

Not sure why the guy filming this had to block out the triple headshot/head explosion, but whatever, what he didn’t block out is far past good enough for me. Bless you, Ryan Reynolds. Bless you for giving a shit.

James Cameron doesn’t do what James Cameron does for James Cameron.

If this prevents one more smartphone from recording a portrait video, I’m all for it.

Here’s a trick for forcing the sneeze to occur.

Oh yeah, because Ben Franklin definitely envisioned a world with HD cameras in everyone’s hand, on every street, and even on your game consoles.