On the other hand there's going to be a lot less easy human throwing off roofs.

Seriously having 5,000 guards on roofs in goddamn revolutionary Boston was absurd.

Thank god. I always found that silly.

... Maybe.

Do Teslas still have that roundy , turny thing in front of the driver , too ?

No one is obligated to find any person attractive—fat, thin, short, tall, etc. The annoying thing is when someone declares that since they don't find a fat person attractive, no one else does and if they do, they're clearly perverted. While men can be regarded for many other attributes beyond looks, women still are…

Jezebel tends to frame things in such a way that it is wrong for people to not desire fat women on equal basis to thin ones. I feel the same way about this article. The only real beauty standard that is truly troubling is the bias towards Caucasian features.

Nothing like shaming one to raise another! Why evolve when we can one up?

Yay for everyone taking someone's personal opinion on what they find attractive for themselves as an insult. I know I don't cry because the world doesn't find me to be a single representation of attractiveness. Maybe those people who are sad about what others think should sack up and stop giving a shit, and find…

UGH!! I hate the "real women have curves" shit. No. Real women are just that...women, regardless of their body shape, weight, or fitness level. The idea of "real" people is just bullshit all around. Does a Candice Swanepoel have an amazing body and a face angels weep over? Sure, but it doesn't make her any less real…

I disagree with thread title. Behold, perfection. She is Venus, Eve, Parvati, Aphrodite.

I know this is a hard concept for people to understand, but you are not entitled to being found beautiful or attractive by other people. I'm a fat person, but it is pretty annoying when I hear about fat people feeling so entitled to being attractive with no effort that they are critical of other people's taste and…

Yeah, my friend and I took turns reading the various gravestones.

"Killed by a pack of wolves"
...
"Killed by dying."

"Playing Solo Kind of Sucks"

If this keeps up, I think Kotaku won't even need to post their own reviews! Just screen shots of their Wii U Pads.

Jokes on them because Kotaku will never be out of a job with them handing over hot article material like this.

I would propose that any game that engages in anything as retarded as retailer-exclusive gameplay should be repeatedly and viciously attacked by the media and boycotted. Get the word out to all the masses who won't really understand as well.

The doctor will see you tomorrow regarding the large wooden object lodged in your rectum. Please understand.

Wait, like, real money?

You spent real, actual, literal, hard currency on this?