Fuck, reading is hard.

ide prefer to keep the parody, and lose the depressing gritty bullshit. ballad of gay tony was much better.

Let me guess, GTA4 was your first GTA? GTA games have always had light-hearted parody scattered throughout them. Ever listen to the radio? Many felt GTA4 was a touch too grim for a GTA game, so you get points for incongruity, but Rockstar is obviously turning that around in the next entry.

First, the governor's post.

I'd be playing Saints Row 3 (or any Saints Row game for that matter) if the worlds weren't so bland. It also doesn't make it any better when you have some of the worst layouts of any open world games out there. Saints 4 looks to do more of the same, so I'll pass. And I'm saying this as Open World games are my favorite…

Well this just lowered my expectations of college grads in China...

Don't say GTA is copying this. It is a user based mod, and not in the hands nor liability of Rockstar. Misleading title is misleading!

PC gaming seems to be doing well even though its an open platform.

It's stupid that this article started out talking about how GTA is now copying Saint's Row even though a modder put the gun in. Man, Kotaku articles are really getting shittier by the minute.

This entire movie series must be purged...

I choose the only reasonable choice.

Personally, I find military-themed shooters dull as dishwater - but having played Black Ops' zombie mode, that was genuinely fun. If they combined all their zombie levels into a standalone game, I'd buy the hell out of that

I have been begging, for years now, for them to make the Zombies games into their own series. It would be so much more interesting than Call of Duty, in part because the best part of Treyarch's development came from Grey Matter... the guys who developed Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

Shit. What with America's love for shredding young female celebrities who have public breakdowns and making jokes about it for pretty much the rest of their lives, I hope Amanda's gonna get some good treatment now and be willing to stick with it. Because it wouldn't matter if she came out and did a Barbara Walters…

"...and about 25% of non-white Americans have zero friends outside their own race. "

"And believe it or not, there are people (women, even!) who have rape fantasies and enjoy those kinds of films."

Dear Kate,

I've said before elsewhere, if Apple/Android want to entice users to jump the fence and come over to the other side, then they need a viable method of retaining purchased apps without having to buy them all again via the likes of app store credit. Now how they can go about that I've no idea, but I've invested too much…