I used to weigh 453lbs. NOW I weigh 165lbs. Many people look at me dressed and might think I totally rock a bikini but the reality is that I make a far better mannequin after massive weight loss than I do a nude model (or even partially nude in a bikini model). My knees and legs are particularly bad since I used to…

"I've got a great idea! Let's take away women's access to healthcare, force them to have children they can't support, and then blame THEM when they go on welfare! And then, we can take away the welfare! THAT WILL SURELY FIX EVERYTHING!"

I make a motion to start Dolly Parton facts in the style of Chuck Norris facts. GO!

FACT: Flowers don't bend to face the sunlight. They bend toward whatever direction Dolly Parton is.

FACT: Love of books is called bibliophilia. Love of cats is called ailurophilia. Love of Dolly Parton is called logic.

FACT: Dolly Parton…

My vagina made $9500 working from home this week! My vagina's last paycheck was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister's vagina has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week! I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

This is what I do,,,,,,,,,,…

Oh Pigeon-kun~! (´♡‿♡`)

One of my friends got a ticket for texting and driving and her excuse to me was "Well I didn't know it was illegal here yet." my response was THAT'S NOT WHY YOU DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE. Forget about illegality, you could straight up KILL someone. Same goes for drinking and driving. Why isn't "vehicular manslaughter"…

All poor people are now legally obligated to survive solely on ideas and bootstraps.

All private education, including primary and secondary schooling, should be outlawed, and the state should monopolize it and run it close to cost. We should maximize the value of higher education by socializing it and stripping out all these dumb bells and whistles.

"… there is no evidence of excessive growth in how much public colleges are spending. The $11,000 per student in 2012, according to the State Higher Education Executive Officers, was almost exactly the same, when inflation is taken into account, as they spent a generation ago."

This is a total lie. The growth in…

I was absolutely mesmerized by him in Charlie Wilson's War. He was the best thing about it. He was the best thing about everything he was in, actually. I'll miss him.

No. They're fine. What she should regret is pairing up Harry and Ginny. She was the worst. All the charm of an empty bucket.

I CAN NOT fucking wait to vote Davis for Governor of Texas.

I agree. These pics are not that highly retouched at all. (The dismembered knee is odd.) Lena's points are dead on. Wow, I was not expecting to ever feel this way towards Lena Dunham or Vogue. What next? I like peplum?

I don't understand. Put the cat down? Unless you suddenly caught fire why would you put the cat down? It's your duty, privilege and honor to pet the cat. Putting a cat down is like hanging up on the president when he calls to tell you he loves you and wants to be your best friend and return all your tax money.

You might want to leave that straw man alone. It's had enough.

Kim Kardashian was robbed.

Don't forget David Byrne!

Patrick Stewart isn't on this list. Methinks you have no taste at all.