"Bitch how are you not the Hobbit?"

Holy shit, can we talk about how good Jessica Williams looks? I LIKE YOUR HAIR AND YOUR TIE AND YOUR LIPSTICK, JESSICA.

As a Jew, I can tell you... Christmas can defend itself, Fox.

Hanukkah could use a hand, though. Our Latkes are long overrun with shitty Christmas music and bringing trees in the house.

Using copyrighted works to sell something almost never survives the fair use balancing test of section 107 of the Copyright Act. I'm not saying that it's not fair use. I'm just saying that it is by no means pure and simple.

Read it for the juicy bits.

THIS. Absolutely, totally, 100% this. Ted Cruz for Prez campaign events. Rallies for whoever is running against Wendy Davis for governor in Texas. The GOP National Convention. The Values Voters Summit. Build a transvaginal ultrasound wand accessory to travel with Lady Vag. Oh, the places this vagina will go!

What? They are over? NOW WHAT AM I TO DO WITH MY NOVEL COVER.

Yeah, I don't know if it's just the food. A lot of people I know are boycotting them because of stuff like this.

From the Mixed Up Files of Mrs Basil E. Frankweiler

Want this so badly. Must find the poor girl version.

Ultima VII: The Black Gate

Is her real name Nyad?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naiad

Alterations are the best solution I've found. Get clothes to fit your biggest area, and get the rest taken in. I don't think I've ever bought a dress I've not at least wanted to get altered, and I don't even have super different measurements from what the size charts tell me SHOULD all go together. Somehow that…

I'm totally gonna buy this, but at the book store and with cash for fear of scientologist goons coming to my door and making me disappear.

She still looks like she would throw her pie for you though.

*sigh*

It is so disheartening to me that people put more value on reproductive ability for women than actual merit.

They're just doing everything they can to raise money for this election year. The social progressives and people like Wendy Davis have them scared shitless about what could happen in 2014, plus Eric Holder is now up Greg Abbott's ass about this shitty gerrymandering going on here. Of course they have to come up with…

Maybe YOU should not tell anyone whose doctor you are not ANYTHING about their weight. No one is saying you have to go up to fat people on the street and say "hey I think it's great you're fat". But my momma taught me (and maybe it's that I'm old as the hills) "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at…