Finally, we’re being recognized and compared to something not useless! :P

You’re one of the more “alert” folks in your age group. You definitely exist, but sadly, in my experience there’s one “dudeoutwest” for every 8 or so “I don’t understand what you have to complain about, television sets are so cheap now!”s. I guess what I’m saying is, thanks.

Puerto Rico is its own country, much like Guam. Also like Guam, Puerto Rico is an “unincorporated territory” of the United States (has been since 1898, after the U.S. defeated Spain in the Spanish-American war.)

Speak for yourself. I will double my Jalopnik consumption if Jason grows the curlies out even longer. (They’ll have to publish twice the amount of content, so win-win!)

So... it’s a Kia Niro?

Just FYI - 24-year-old me really really wanted one of these. I remember seeing one blacked out once, and thought it was the absolute classiest way to transport 5+1 individuals smoothly and comfortably. Now that I actually have kids, I kind of want one again... thinking of a Telluride with captain’s chairs, but a…

PUCK FANTS!