I stand corrected, and am officially starting the list. You stand gloriously atop that list. I expect it to be a short and lonely list.

Yes, and it’s possible that the Bad Actors are the same (read: Russian Trolls). But Berniebots don’t give a shit because the assholes are ‘on their side’.

Soup plates are one of those things you should only find at super fancy places, or all you can eat buffet places. I know of no other actual human beings that own those for any purpose other than to eventually give to your cousins’ second daughter when you die.

shirtless ass crack guy is gross.

I don’t judge other people’s fears when it’s in their face. This shit can feel super real, super fast, especially when it’s out of the blue and you have no idea if it’s credible because you’ve been putting yourself out there for a while.

The distinct lack of Janelle Monae is discouraging however.

0 random sensitive intelligence data given out to our actual enemies

Russian White Sauce.

How many $B of illegal debts did California offer to not mention?

“anybody.... believe that I would say something inappropriate” YES! “with a foreign leader” HA! OF COURSE! “while on such a potentially “heavily populated” call” We have you on video tape, dipshit. Multiple times.

Dear (any celebrity that I have ever enjoyed),

Just to clarify. Michael is 100% Right.

“I’ll leave the nihilist preaching for the Americans.”

Donald Trump is a liar.

LOL. Affirmed pissbaby “Dontchokeonyourwoke” is out here in the (Dismissed, bitch!) greys, soiling himself that brown children are gonna come kill him for his shitty dollar store sneakers and bad music collection.

If you want some anxiety, depression, imposter syndrome, and borderline addictive personality baggage, I got some to spare.

The Catholic Church, The USDOD, and EXXON-motherfucking-MOBILE.

AAAAAAANNND they circle back to this idiotic bullshit.

Jesus... White Settlement Texas?

KFC has a sandwich with Cheetos and Mayo. We are living in the worst timeline.