jonslegion
JonsLegion
jonslegion

Nah. Fuck them. If you could have voted, but didn’t, this is your fault too.

SUE. SUE SUE SUE. Get ALL the money from that fucking city. Maybe they’ll learn something.

WHOA. Full stop yo. Stacy Abrams might not be a great fit for VP (her lack of National Stage experience is a big ding), but lets not forget that she only ‘lost’ that election through some serious GOP Fuckery.

Extremely Apropos...

Yeah, my wife gets this, I’m gettin’ it so hard. Social distancing only goes so far; if anything, we hug and cuddle now more than before, ‘cause all this shit is too stressful to run at it alone.

This is scary shit, suspending jury trial is suspending habeas corpus. We need to be watching this shit.

They closed all schools in KS until the end of the school year yesterday

That’s where I’m at too. That vile fuckstick is the worst and you know he’s doing his part to Fuck Over as many at risk people as he possibly can.

He’s probably hoarding tests at the White House and testing him not just daily but several times a day. That narcissistic piece of shit is absolutely hoarding working coronavirus tests.

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How the fuck is this still a thing in the year of our lord (anno Denzel) 2020?

You’re a peach as always, Rooo.

Another clever poster suggested pushing Gift Cards. Even at a discount, they could make a big difference for a struggling shop.

NO. I desperately hope that you live no where near me because you’re going to be one of those infectious dipshits that gets the virus and infects everyone around him.

Yeah, like a YUUUGE oil and shale company bailout because “coronavirus”.

That’s some fucking genius shit right there.

I actively avoid the Hallmark channel. (Actually, I actively avoid most TV now. Everything I was enjoying has been canceled or taken off my sat plan and I only keep it because the wife watches Discovery channel for shit like Cake Boss, Tanked, and that guy that builds treehouses.

The Hallmark channel? Am I missing something here?

God damn, I couldn’t. I can hear that illiterate fucking idiot drone on like he knows a single fucking thing about what he’s blathering about. I just can’t.

The virus is less of a threat(of death) for people with top notch medical care, even at older ages, unless they are one foot in the grave already. Sadly, the worst our PABoTUS will suffer is a probably a few days of breathing issues.

I wonder what the difference was... hmmmmmmm