Bear’s Asshole, all the way down.

The nearest Popeyes to me is about an hour drive, so I can only hit them on weekends and that shit just didn’t happen last weekend.

Becky 4:20 “Thou shalt Not Steal, unless that scarf would really bring out the blue in your eyes and no one’s going to miss it anyway.”

Listen. I get it. And Ageism is wrong. Age is just a number right? Just the number of years you’ve had to settle in your ways, just the number of years to let your brain harden into the paths and experiences you’ve had.

Stop with the “I’m rubber, you’re glue” routine. It’s tiresome and just makes you sound dense. Read and Understand or don’t. I no longer have time to make you a better person.

You forgot Hate, Fear, and Greed.

Because the Lazy Mexicans stole er Jerbs. And Aborchun. And Teh Gheys.

That’s also why we can’t Impeach him.

Dude. You are missing a huge component here.

Drumpf walks into this like:

Meanwhile, also Trump: “BUY MY CHEAP WORTHLESS SHIT I HAD MADE IN CHINA!”

Just to be clear. Failed States are Libertarian Utopias. They say they want the State to disappear. They say they want individuals to hold all the power. That’s what a Failed State is. That is what they say they want but what they actually want is for them to hold all the power. They want to be the state and Fuck…

“The trickle-down effect appears to be that some white people (notice I didn’t say, “all white people,”) have oiled their racist tongues to speak truths they’ve long held silent.”

Wheeeee!

It’s funny how very few libertarians actually elect to live in their supposed utopias of western Syria or Post Qaddafi Lybia. It’s almost like they actually just want a Big Government that works just for Them.

As far as I can tell, there is not. When my wife gets home she will occasionally ask ‘Are we going out (to dinner, a store, etc...) again tonight?’

Just fucking die you worthless shit eater. Fucking twatwaffle of a wasted cum bubble.

Terribly terribly unhappy. I do believe this celebration calls for unending day-drinking! To the Bat-Hennessy!

Nah. This motherfucker has always been this craven and narcissistic. This is just all the shitty wallpaper being stripped from the roach encrusted walls. He has always been a racist. He has always been a narcissistic fuck stain. He has always been a useless grifter. Anyone watching has known this from the start.

Bravo. Was coming in to say this very thing. Most of these apps aren’t really appropriate for children, but at certain ages, few things are. It’s far better to watch your child grow and learn about this crazy age and help them navigate it, while keep the worst predators away from them. (like, why is Facebook Messenger…