This is now my go-to reply to “What happened to Civility?” concern trolls.

Good lord, this is some serious contrarian bullshit. Pelosi says it and suddenly this is a bad thing? I mean, people have been hammering McConnel with “Moscow Mitch” for weeks, and suddenly it offends your sensibilities?

One less Steve King, which seems like Win/Win all the way around.

Stacey’s pretty BAMF. I’m looking at sending Fairfight some $$ as soon as I can get off work.

OWG is king of the ill made sarcasm posts. I don’t know if he knows that sarcasm is a scalpel, not a chainsaw, but he sure does love making a bloody mess.

I told my wife last night that I’m tired of old white men fucking shit up all the time and she called me mean. I told her as an old white man, I’m damn well tired of my shit and am allowed to be mean about it.

Hawley is a nasty piece of work and if it came out that he hunts neighborhood puppies and diddles little children on the side it would not surprise me. I would take McCaskill over Hawley in a hot second. But that doesn’t give her the right to piss on the left that she did nothing to bring to the polls now that she’s…

He should be in jail for parole violation. He should get no fucking bail.

Fuck that, mother fucker tried to kill a child for no goddamn reason. Beat his ass bloody and then dump him in a cell to rot.

Lets try out that Death Penalty that Drumpf loves so much.

There is Soooooooo much fuckery surrounding that whole event. I think our brains are all slagged by the double punch and there seems to be an overt attempt to throw noise into the situation to defuse the anger surrounding them both.

Conservative Religious people are “Conservatives” first. The rest of that shit is just puffery to keep the rubes happy.

He’s waiting to put her into the Kentucky Derby.

You’re a bad fucking liar. The CDC couldn’t fund research on gun violence or toward research that even might lead to conclusions about Gun Control (which has been clarified to that extent recently)

If there were ever a person deserving of being on the wrong end of a prison beating, this motherfucker is one.

Nah, Pervy Crown dude and “HOLY GOD WTF IS THAT THING COMING OUT OF THAT MANS HEAD” dude in the last pictures are some fucking nightmare fuel.

I’m not going to lie. I read that and wanted to sing it from the mountain tops to some organ music or something. I often forget, in my rage at Orange Foolius, that once upon a time, we had an intelligent, charismatic, compassionate, dedicated man for a President.

Kevin Golden wants you to know that he is in a loving and purely consensual relationship with a box of Golden Grahams. (Mostly because they remind him of a cross between the Golden Girls and Lindsey Graham, both of whom get him hotter than a bag of crossed buns)

She has some opportunities that most others returning from prison don’t (possible book deals, possible speaking engagement deals, etc...) but this piece (rightfully) deals more with the overwhelming statistics of recidivism and how the system is practically rigged to keep people in the orbit of prison, almost forever.

What I find hilarious is how fucking awful his logic is, while at the same time being a ghoulish poo poo-ing of the pain and anguish of dead people’s families, while at the same time low-key working to dissuade the on-coming discussion about gun control and the public need to curb gun ownership, which could impact…