You there! Fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanized my tires, post-haste.

Stop saying, “full stop,” Adam Savage. A period ends a sentence. We get it.

I don’t like car culture communities outside of Jalopnik.

I’m pretty old, but not that old, and I don’t understand this post at all.  What is the point, or issue?  Genuinely curious, this is over my head.

Oh, sick burn. Way to deflect the conversation. They teach you that in “journalism school?”

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

The difference is that I don’t care.

This would almost make it worth living in Syracuse.

I’ll actually take that bet. I’ve seen Pitino at a few Democrat fundraisers.

Somewhere, Hope Solo read this, said “Hold my beer,” and beat up a family member.

The Quicker Fucker Upper

June 14, 1987.... Mets Phillies. We’re enjoying a beautiful afternoon
in the right field stands when a crucial Hernandez error led to a five run Phillies ninth. Cost the Mets the game.

Bottle of red, bottle of...

Is she related to Colonel Sanders? Cause she knows how to cook up half baked shit in a bucket and serve it to the American people.

Charles Oakley won’t be able to go see Phish this weekend.

If only Deadspin would follow the Pac-12's lead...

“This year starts ... in Düsseldorf, then moves south through Luxembourg and Belgium before rolling into France early next week.”

I don’t want to read too much into the fight, mostly because I don’t want Floyd to get jealous.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.