To quote a UNC Writing Center tutor, “Dog is improtant in North Carolina.”

It sickens me to see such a solemn holiday cheapened to sell - oh

This is fucking stupid.

I just ate a large pepperoni pizza with a side of cheese bread in about 45 minutes, so I feel pretty good about myself.

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Maybe time to change avatars then?

If they were smart, they’d pay it anyway. A gesture of good faith might come in handy when it’s time to negotiate a new contract. Of course, if they were smart, they wouldn’t be the Buffalo Goddamn Sabres.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

There it is

No one should treat their Familia like that.

Wait, you managed to tie “pyramid schemes” and “male privilege” together?

I thought it was Teve Torbes.

I have never heard of this show, or of this person, or if this production company.

INTERNATIONAL IS JUST A FANCY WORD FOR IMMIGRANT. THEY KNOW KRAFT IS FRIEND WITH TRUMP AND THAT BRADY VOTE FOR TRUMP. THE IMMIGRANT MEDIA TOOK HIS JERSEY. DON’T BE FOOLED BY LIBTARD LIES

My favorite part of this is the hot takes on what Tyrod needs to do to succeed on the local news sites. Yeah, like he never would have thought to throw over the middle without input from a lardassed forklift operator from Tonawanda. Thanks, buddy!

“These people have awful names.”

lol communication.

+Σ shock to the heart