Fuck the Comte, marry the Comte, kill the Comte and inherit his wealth. ...Am I doing that right?

Murtagh is quietly one of the best characters on the show. Cheered when he came onscreen.

It’s a testament to the hotness of Tobias Menzies that I was thinking, “you know I think I’d just stick with Frank”

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

More! (Is this a podcast? Please make this a podcast!)

Incorrect, Robin Thede is the son of that Growing Pains guy and sings that Move LIke Butter song w/ the naked dancing.

The gays do that too.

Don’t worry, if years of Wild fandom have taught me anything, we’ll somehow squeak by in the first round, and then get shithoused by the Blackhawks in the second. We look forward to it every season.

I wouldn’t say they backed in. “Backed in” implies they had some control over where they went. Is “shit themselves into the playoffs” a phrase?

Whenever I see these Eve reports/articles on the web; I like to close my eyes and imagine i’m sipping a morning cup of tea in my orbital habitat in the year 4308AD, catching up on the news from the frontier.

Ours wants to bang his own daughter.

I personally love everything going on today.

Too bad

No way. In what universe does a shuttlecock count as a "ball?"

You forgot hockey ball

I literally know nothing about him except for what was in this episode.

I’m so fucking cool I am literally the product of P and V sex. At least that’s what my parent’s say.

Sometimes only a few minutes after it was on the way in.

These writers are usually forced to cover golf, and if that’s not some kind of fetish, I don’t know what is.