I don’t know. Obviously there are some beautiful looks here. But I feel like some of the lipstick choices could be bolder. Have they never heard of a splashy red lip?

This is one to watch. Looks like it’s going to be tough for another house to get him in under the salary cap.

I also like that the kit raises awareness of Atari’s Super Breakout.

Dunking is great because when you get up there and slam the potato into the goal you have a moment to wonder if your dad will ever really love you. He won’t and you have to get back on defense or you’ll be fired from the game by the Captain.

You’ll never make Senior Mist Maker with that attitude!

Yay! Thank you! My son and I watch it together. I just told him, and he literally clapped. I should probably get him involved in sports or something. :/

If they really wanted to rub salt in the wound, they would have [sic]’d “America history”

This is just the dumbest take. I’m sorry.

I don’t really think ‘tit pic’ is a phenomenon in the way dick pics are, but we do write about video game breasts pretty often. You’d know this if you actually read Kotaku.com!

Honestly, Patricia would probably be all over it. She did an entire series on nudity mods (most of which were female) for Skyrim and was actually pretty enthusiastic about the positivity of such a thing.

They did, it’s called the Dead Or Alive franchise.

Because these woman understand the meaning of “job security.”

You know, I thought there were a surprising amount of African proverbs about wanting to bang Walt Whitman.

You sound like my wife when we’re around better looking men.

Lifelong lover of PeeWee here. If called upon, I would absolutely fly to Las Vegas and marry PeeWee and would totally “be the envy of every other sham wife in town!”

Have we gone from “stop liking things i don’t like” to “stop doing things in a pace i don’t like”?

I disagree. There are some games I’d prefer a lets play or plot synopsis to actually playing them. Usually these are games I’m never going to play myself but have some interest in, and having these on in the background is nice while doing other things.

Just like all those fools that could be playing hockey, basketball, football etc... Why bother watching it on the TV?

I have seen food doing weird things already...