I actually think this is really important. If BYU allows beards then gay men can worm their way into leadership at Mormon churches because they'll be finally allowed to marry a woman, which is pretty much a prerequisite for being considered for leadership positions there.

They can't keep him away from DAT ASS

Tyler Perry is having a kid.

OH LOOK, THE ILLUMINATI PUPPETS HAVE ARRIVED.

He had to leave; he was spreading the horrible rumor that no one cared about my boner. :(

If it's got a removable bottom plate (most do) open it over a trashcan to let the crumbs out. If there's no bottom plate and/or just opening the bottom doesn't get out all of the crumbs, turn the toaster over a trashcan and gently rap on it to dislodge any crumbs. Then you can go in with a dry bottle brush to clean…

You should really piss up a rope, liberalsaredelusional.

this just got better because SCIENCE!!!

There might be an interesting scientific reason for this. Dogs are able to detect flicker rates on TVs at higher values than humans. So things that look "real" to us can easily seem like just a series of images to them. However, sports are now being recorded and broadcast with higher frame rates, and the refresh rate…

lol seminal

YOU HAD ME AT TREK MEX.

instead of talking about how fucked up this is in so many ways, or about the prevalence of plastic surgery in sk, i will talk about something more important, like how my new life goal is to have this sentence be written again, sometime in the future, about me:

"Who knows what "Happy Holidays" even means??"

It's all done under a lack of male gaze.

I actually would love the world of Pete: The Smarmiest Man in America.

"This time, I spray-painted it orange and called it 'Boehner in a box.'"

I actually just came up with it just now. First I wrote "MORE LIKE SNOOZE-BO," and then I was like, "Wait...WAIT."