That part about his hypothetical political platform being “the adult in the room” is quite something. I had my own time claiming to be libertarian, but then I grew up.

Well.... in the plus side, the slytherins in this game must be spot on, XD

Wow. That’s a lot of garbage.

Yeesh that school shooter take. A fair amount of school shootings are perpetrated by kids/teens, his answer is just... Shoot them first?

This guy and his room looks like they cleaned up because his parents are coming for Spirit Week with Gramgram in tow.

“Warning: Easy Off Oven Cleaner should NOT be mixed with Kahlua for a tasty cocktail, not fed to babies In lieu of pureed peas, not used a currency to purchase a monthly transit pass (continued on other box)...”

This smells like a case of not reading labels

“Nowhere in the rules does it specifically say that a dog can’t play basketball.”

Gorilla Glue doesn’t specifically warn against hair usage.

I always loved the enemies in Jumping Flash. Look at this magnificent specimen.

I think that churches that are caught participating directly in politics by directing their parishioners to vote a certain way should have their tax exempt status pulled.

AOC is a goddamned national treasure. Unabashedly progressive, kicked moderate ass in her elections, calls Republicans on their bullshit, skillfully claps back when they try to attack her, and she somehow successfully managed to merge political awareness with Twitch in a way that didn’t feel forced or scripted? In my…

Beats the hell out of some blood-money-stuffed puppet.

People voted for George W Bush because he seemed like a guy you could have a beer with.

I wonder if my pumpkins are finally ready 

I’d settle for a slime climb where you can never reach the top.

Cheating in video games is pathetic, but cheating in a game like Fall Guys is bottom of the barrel. How much of a loser do you have to be to cheat in Fall Guys...

It is great, but it would have been better if the final round was always won by a bot so none of the cheaters actually got crowns.

Real fake doors at every turn.

Forcing cheaters to only get to play with other cheaters is beautiful and I love it.