Custard!!

The robot is designed to scan crowds and target individuals who are too “jittery,” or have skin that is too “red-tinted,” as these are supposedly signs that someone is about to commit a terrorist act.

Because shut up, Kyle.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

I saw Against Me! the first time when this record had just come out. Friends in FL had turned me on to them so I was very pumped. The old Fireside Bowl. It was me and forty 17 year olds. I was literally the only person not in the band who could get into the bar area.

Blue Jackets fan here since the day they were announced, so man, this felt good. 

As a sociology professor at a big sports school, I am 100% behind this. Not because I want to coach (though I do have the flop sweat and meager pay!), but because these motherfuckers are always on tv talking about how they are educators, and that they’re teaching these kids, etc. And I’m always annoyed because they…

looks like he’s haunted by the Ghost of You

Still only the second worst McCarthy in Wisconsin history. 

he wound up hooking up with the beer tosser

“C’mon, just have one drink. What’s the worst that could happen?”

Whomever caught that ball isn’t the first one to know what a Jet’s butt smells like:

Yeah, but Chris, what was Chase Utley wearing today? Did he have two buttons undone on his shirt? Did he wear his socks respectfully pulled up? Did he or any Dodger at any point... I hesitate to even ask... wear a hat backwards?

Somewhere in a surbuban Milwaukee retirement community, an elderly Braves fan got out of his chair and cheered Newcomb like he was Josh Hader.

And trim those sideburns, Mattingly!

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

As I type this looking out over a mini-golf place filled with laughing families, all of Caucasian decent, I have to shake my head in disbelief that NONE of them will ever have an experience as unfortunate as this. They couldn’t even conceive of something as mundane as parking improperly spiraling out of control like…