I’m from Winnipeg and my morning it dedicated to hunting the web for articles like this and drinking them down smoooootthhhhh

However, Fernández’s lawyer Ralph Fernandez (no relation).

People are odd, but too each their own. I visit certain basketball courts to pay my respects to Air Bud.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

I feel honored to give you your 1,000th star.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

MELT THE LIBERTY BELL

When he woke up, he was in Hogwarts.

If they had greased that pole, he would have slipped by it.

Just like this Volkswagen Corrado VR6, you’re so close to finishing the week strong! Just keep on going a little further! You can make it!

Man, no shit: when I did the launch drive for this car back in 2014, they had all this British stuff everywhere. Union Jack flags, The Who and the Stones playing all over the place. But all the engineers there were German guys! “You like the new Mini, ja? Das ist ein kleiner Rennwagen, ja?”

“It’s funny to hear a female write about concussions.”

If they really want to burn everything down, maybe they should let Sherman march off to Atlanta.

Oh, I think we all know where this is going, don’t we?

+1 “if they don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy” point.

Toronto, where people are neither handsome or handy.

This was in Toronto, not Possum Lake. Good effort though.

Not one to be outdone, LaVar Ball has decided that his next child will be named LaBall Ball.