Do what I do with my first and only-ever doggie: While she is good and alive, I occasionally look her right in the eye and promise that I will be brave when she has to go.

I was fucking awful!

…you got your whistling kitty chasers…

Better than that crappy lounge act Milles Bornes

Only the best for our Gwenny.

The biggest miss in the Captain America movies

What a fun, sexy time for you.

I'm so glad that this became a functional adjective.

He must work out.

Storm of Loins

Let's explore this…

I hear you never go back.

favorite accent?

Fuck it. That sounds great. Let the epic scope fuel three stand alone films.

closing the circle

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more stuff like Commando

They're too smart for that. Wait until your lying on your floor staring at the ceiling and the push open your door and file in with gas masks on their faces.

Or some chic thigh high boots
http://villains.wikia.com/w…

Everybody thought that Stork was brain damaged.