Even when it's legal:

She was great and horrifying in that. Confronted with that character I would indeed fold like a house of cards.

They ain't never tasted any Terran before. I stopped 'em. You're alive because of me!

Ellen Page is actually good, but she will never convince me she's an adult.

Never has an avatar with a mustache been so appropriate.

Nope. Too timely.

Doesn't she try to seduce Picard? Famke is great.

Good one. Mine has things crawling under my skin.

True. I packed oxygen tanks up to my seat for the regular season Raiders game last year and considered myself lucky.

As a Seahawks fan, I'll take the opportunity to quote Marshawn:
". . ."

See you on Sunday!
- millions of Seahawks fans

Chris "Watch This" Ivory?

The dietary movement based on avoiding processed grains that named itself after the prehistoric era when people learned to process grains because they were very very hungry? Yeah, somebody should say something.

*laughs dryly, heads out to garage to see what Grandpa is up to*

Rev. 13:5 "The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months."
I wish I was better at math.

Schrempf. Otherwise golden.

It's a good start.

As a frequent victim of dream based anger, I would like you to reconsider. There are plenty of real white girls who want you as an accessory to inspire animosity.

Like, wow man.

Now I'm sad.