C'mon, give her a break.

monkey knuckles

too combative.

Well played.

Hey, how's it going. I have to name a male baby soon. Any suggestions. Maybe something solidly middle of the pack, not near the top, but subtly trending up?

Username/comment synergy: 8.5

What part of "THEIR ONLY POWER OF GIVING PLEASURE IS NOT TO INTERRUPT IT" don't you understand?

"Hey there, Sailor"

Ah… the paramilitary organization that has "Webelos" as a rank. Sound's about right.

killhead dickjoy?

"Cry of the Wild Goose" is a constant fixture on my current playlists.

"I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?"

*looks around for Dr. Rumak*

I've asked Filipino folks around Seattle why there is only a handful of good Filipino restaurants around here when we have tons of the best from around the rest of the pacific rim. They tell me it's not something you buy, its something that your grandma makes for you. If you figure out your garlic thing, come out and…

A rucksack. She has a rucksack.

"The post nasal drip is so smooth!"

The tag line is right there in the article: "He is raw as fuck, so you shouldn’t even test him, son."

It's the last thing your avatar will see before being eaten.

Moonvest.

That's a tasty burger.