Airports are strange places where the rules of polite society break down. Take advantage while you can.

The gourd wasn't the problem, the witches were the problem.

18 feet tall in bronze. Kickstarter! GO!

He cried in his sleep. ACTING!

This keeps getting dirtier each time I read it.

I would have tossed her into the healing waters of Lake Minnetonka.

Kodo! Podo!
*well trained squirrels run up @anxie:disqus's leg*

Oh, she got butterfly effected. 'Nuff said

That's some fine username/comment synergy ya got there.

The Last King of Scotland was brutal.

How much thermal energy due to friction was generated in this process?

Broken Windows Cancelling

ouch.

This gave me priaprism

Wrong. Kathryn Hahn bullies me because she knows that I love her. Ana Gasteyer likes me for who I am, but just wants to be friends.

And in the end: "viscous booty"

Meh…I'm going with @Rururr_Jururr:disqus

Dean Wormer lines are the best lines.
Apologize for nothing!

Ok. I have this narrowed down to either the signet ring around your penis or the symbol for Goatse. What's it gonna be.

That was conversion was based primarily on the effects of a romantic night spent on Weedandtank Island.