Fox Sports One is now a Danny Kanell away from winning Asshole Bingo.

We can always remember the one shining moment of Water Pistol Pete Jr.’s ESPN tenure.

Had a similar thought. At least they’re shipping him off to a show I’m not likely to watch, so hopefully his irritation factor will fade.

I don’t understand how Stephen A is still employed. He’s a guy I look at and think, what am I doing wrong in my life that he has a way more successful career than me so far. Does he really get ratings? Do people really value his opinion? I honestly don’t get it.

Please take Stephen A. with you. Please take Stephen A. with you. Please take Stephen A. with you. Please take Stephen A. with you. Please take Stephen A. with you. Please take Stephen A. with you. Please take Stephen A. with you. Please take Stephen A. with you.

I see your pivotal moment, and raise you a flaming meteor crashing into said roof.

I don’t think its fair to lump Tirico in with these other assholes. Those other guys are all clowns, while Tirico is wikdely regarded as one of the best play by play guys in the business, and likely left for a better (not just higher paying) job.

Smith needs to end up there too to make me happy...like the idea, like at Fox News, of keeping all the loons penned in at one place

There’s already a wall surrounding FS1 and it’s called “every other channel on cable.”

But who will nod knowingly when Stephen A. starts a weirdly paused rant on an unexpectedly controversial subject?!

If Donald Trump said he wanted to build a wall around FS1, I might actually consider voting for the guy.

I can’t wait for that pivotal moment in time when Fox Sports has Skip Bayless, Clay Travis, Jason Whitlock, Colin Cowherd, and maybe Curt Schilling all under one roof.

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the Eagles are inexplicably paying you a lot of money.

I don’t know. It seemed already pretty bungled when they signed it to play quarterback.

Bradford is so out of touch with the league that he requested a trade back to St. Louis.

Last insane off-season + last season + this insane off-season = I now feel like a Browns fan.

-Newspaper headline in Philadelphia, 1933-present

The bad news: Rams mortgaging their future to draft mediocre QB to install in imagination-less offensive system run by a lifetime tight ends coach and barely overseen by mustachioed mediocrity Jeff FIsher.