Rain= Pacman Jones

Even Ohio State thinks Schiano has too much baggage to be a head coach.

Watch me parlay this into a 20% raise for ya boy!

I hope none of the players get any free tatoos.

Exactly right. UNC got away with rampant academic fraud because it was available to everyone, even if 85 percent of the enrollees were student athletes. 

This was a foregone conclusion once the NCAA hired Michigan’s punter to oversee the matter.

Two things:

That’s the worst performance of YMCA I’ve ever seen.

Signals: [mixed]

Donald Trump has his own personal helicopter. It’s called “Hairwolf”

You can shoot pigs out of it.

Isn't it a little too soon for someone in Dallas to be bragging about shooting pigs from a high vantage point?

You can shoot out of it. You can shoot pigs out of it.

I think it’s nice that this year’s Madden was coded by people who’ve never watched football and took their best guess at the rules.

If you’re the type of person who plays Bucs vs. Broncos in Philadelphia, maybe the game isn’t the only thing with a glitch.

“Lotche and the Pissycats”

Ileana Lochte: “Honey don’t you think you should make a statement about what occurred in Brazil?”

I was in San Diego last weekend for ComicCon chatting with a waiter regarding the state of their city’s entertainment destinations. There is demand from a couple opposing sides to either expand the Convention Center to try to keep ComicCon from moving to LA, or to fund a new stadium to keep the Chargers from moving to…

ehem, 3 digits, not 4. San Diego fans, amirite?

He definitely meant 2009, as that was the year Denver started out 6-0 and hilariously collapsed their way out of playoff contention.