“I’ve successfully used Puma condoms for years!” - Antonio Cromartie
*sprints into room* something about swiss cheese shirts *passes out*
The fuck would I be doing in New Jersey?
This is a marked improvement for Philadelphia’s QB situation as Mark Sanchez would have been caught in the bathroom with a high schooler and Sam Bradford would have torn his ACL trying to break out.
Looks like he’s stalled in his development.
the other guy w/ the leg kick
“It’s okay that she said racist things, because they always say racist things.” Probably the worst take ever on Deadspin. And that’s saying something.
“Emily Austen’s agent” is the most depressing part of this whole thing
This wouldn’t even be news if this wasn’t newsworthy!
Wuthering Heights of Stupidity
On the bright side, she’ll be putting those waitressing skills to use again soon enough.
Zero Sense or Sensibility
I liked Barstool as a college kid then lost interest. I have to say though Dan (Big Cat) has a fantastic podcast called Pardon My Take. It’s an excellent satire on typical sport journalism.
Dyed and Prejudice by Emily Austen
Anyone that has read Barstool or has grazed through the comment section will see that she’s just pandering to the audience. The founder of the company is a Jew and the majority of jokes towards him relate to him being Jewish. If she wasn’t an established reporter, you wouldn’t even be talking about this, it literally…
How does someone whose job it is to be on camera not understand how a camera works?
Pierre-Paul was slated to earn quite a bit more, but due to poor decisions dropped a few digits.
I believe there’s a second-year penalty on the team (120% of the prior salary, minimum) and the salary cap will go up right as teams are devoting for money to players in Miller’s position, so next year will be much more expensive for the Broncos.
“Well, you can’t just lock up all of them. It would be too obvious.” - Ferguson Police Department